Greetings and Salutations....

I hate introduction posts so I'm simply going to say that this is my blog (duh) and I'm going to try to update it as often as I can (unless I don't have time, forget about the blog, run away with the circus, etc).

I'm not going to introduce myself, I'm not going to tell you all about my life thus far and I'm most definitely not going to tell you about where I live. If you want to know, then read. If you think I'm a pretentious arse for not giving a proper introduction, then don't read.

That's all you get.